Thursday, July 2, 2009

Female

Jordan blinks and rubs her eyes. God, they're full of crud. What the hell did she do last night? All she remembers is a dance floor, a mirror ball and a bottle of Kahlua.

Does Jordan:

Boil the kettle

Get in the shower

Look at her bedside clock

Double over with period pains

Call a friend

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